In summary, “Dudes, there ain’t no goddamned penetration in this movie.”
(submission from Kate E.)
Oh yes, those ridiculous Disney feminist fables. I particularly enjoyed the one where the mermaid princess gave up her VOICE so some manly landshark would want to bone her.
(submission from menwomenandelectrodaggers)
I have gotten a lot of people asking me about what kind of submissions to send in, so I thought I would set up some guidelines. This will be on the main page later.
So you see a review, and BOY is it pointless! Well that’s great, but that doesn’t mean I want it. Let’s ask ourselves some questions first!
1. Is it offensive? Yes? SEND IT IN!
2. Is it funny? Yes? SEND IT IN!
3. Does is make gross assumptions about science or large groups of people? Yes? SEND IT IN!
4. Do you think the person was actually trying to review a box of Pop Tarts? Yes? SEND IT IN?
5. Did that movie need more Jesus? OBVIOUSLY, SEND IT IN.
Questions? Send it to the email, needsmorejesus@gmail.com or into the ask box!
“The story of Harvey Milk, and his struggles as an American gay activist who fought for gay rights and became California’s first openly gay elected official.”
